The one and only dominator
There's a certain kind of song that, when it comes on, everyone thinks it's about them. Here's my top three for those songs:

1) "Where Eagles Dare", Misfits. My girlfriend Jen used to complain that every guy thinks this song is about him. Watch guys when this song comes on---every one of them will sing along to the "I ain't no goddamn son-of-a-bitch. You better think about it, baby" part, often pointing at the women they're with when doing it.

2) "The One and Only Dominator". I don't know who does this song. It was an early techno song from back around 1990. The only lyrics are "I am the one and only dominator", so I guess that's what it's called. My girlfriend Ellen refused to dance to this song because she said when it came on everyone thought they were the one and only dominator. I hadn't noticed it, but it was true. Everyone on the dance floor got haughty looks and posed and preened. She ruined the song for me, because, until then, I thought I was the one and only dominator.

3) "I Walk the Line", Alien Sex Fiend. Actually, by the time this comes on, you're walking the line between drunk and drunker.

Feel free to comments with additions to this list.