Mr. Turtle's terrarium
So the kids' sandbox, which is this big plastic turtle with a shell cover, really got funky over the winter. The sand is covered with all kinds of neat lichens and mosses, like the landscape of an alien planet. However, I'd like to put the sandbox back in use and the dog run needed more sand, so I dug it up.

Poor lichens, their Level 0 attacks useless against the onslaught of the shovel. The only power that wet sand has is Hasten Oxidation of Ferrous Materials, but that will take too long to be any use to them. The few that survive find themselves in a new land, drier, but perhaps they could make a home of it?

Morning brings a deluge of dog piss. This new world cares naught for us. Who will tell our mossy stories? We are lost to the sands of time.

That would make a better War of the Worlds then Tom Cruise running around saving some kid from peril.